Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Ronald and Vince

4 comments:

  1. Hi, my name is Ben

    The first day I started thinking I was an amazing person. I began to build amazing things and I even ate apples! My first 4 years were the most interesting. I learned to walk and talk, and I learned to fly. When I turned 5 I ran out of luck and they found me. They tied me to a chair and held me captive. I tried to fly away but did not succeed. Instead I was shot in the arm with a double barrel rifle. I was in that cell for 10 years. They came and got me when I turned 15. But they didnt release me. Instead they... used my skills to get what they wanted. they made me build spaceships and buildings. They tortured me day in and day out. They clipped my wings so I could not fly away. I was there for 50 years! I could not live with it anylonger. Instead of building their things, I secretly built my flying machine and flew away. When I was at 10,000 ft, They spotted me. I knew they would not let me go. They came and shot and me with the guns I made. When I was high enough... I jumped. They tried to save me, but they could not. I plummeted to the ground. I fell and fell and it seems I never hit the ground. And then it hit me, The meaning of life. But I had no time to write it. instead 30 seconds later I could see the ground rushing to meet me. I knew I would die. I accepted it as I hit the ground. Where I landed, a crater remained. I was the last of the REAL humans...






    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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  2. The day I was born I knew I would be successfull. When I was four My parents bought me bongos. A year later my parents bought me my first drum set. I was so good that my friends wanted me to play in contests. One day my Mom walk in on me singing in the bathroom. She said I had the voice of an angel. When I was ten I started entering contests. By the time I was 14 I was offered to be in a music video with Usher. The song became a hit and from there I was famous. Everywhere I went everyone wanted my autograph. I went on tour and met famous celebrities. I met Katy Perry, Usher, Akon, Pitbull, Flo Rida and more! This year I was asked to be in an autobiography about me. It is called Never Say Never. If you want to see it, it is out in 3D on February 14, 2011.
    This was a text autobiography by Justin Bieber. Text Jb to 666 to get one free ticket to Never Say Never.

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